About five minutes after Kevin Costner announced his departure from “Yellowstone,” his phone started ringing incessantly. “It was pretty overwhelming,” the star disclosed to our reporter. “I knew there would be offers, but I had no idea they’d come so quickly.”
The most lucrative offer, which involved playing a leading role in a Rob Reiner film, was the only one he turned down immediately. “I won’t work with Reiner,” Costner asserted. “All that Harvey Weinstein and Epstein Island stuff leaves a bad taste in my mouth.”
Reporter Tara Newhole noted that the line sounded even better when she asked him to repeat it as the head of the Dutton family. “If he would have added ‘you son of a bitch’ to the end, it would have been a real fangirl moment for me.”
It’s reassuring to know that Costner still upholds his morals and values, despite his past association with Piper Paribo, who has received criticism. “She was cute in Coyote Ugly, but as an aging activist with an attitude problem, she fell a bit short,” Costner remarked.
“I loved her,” Newhole added. “And I think you’re a little bit petty for siding with Beth, considering your own politics, mister.”
Regardless of the situation, which is now deemed acceptable due to societal awareness, Costner mentions he might consider asking her out for real, especially since his child support has surged to just over $63,000 per month. “She seems like a cheap date,” he confided to a friend.
Paribo did not respond to requests for comment.