Gary Sinise, despite his noble work with disabled veterans, has encountered various figures in Hollywood, among whom he found Tom Hanks to be the least agreeable. “He made my skin crawl,” Sinise disclosed in an exclusive interview with ALLOD Correspondent Tara Newhole. “I couldn’t stand being around him. There’s just something off about him.”
Newhole attempted to delve deeper into Sinise’s sentiments, but he declined, citing concerns of potential repercussions. Sinise expressed gratitude for his involvement in the acclaimed film “Forrest Gump” but wished another actor had taken on Hanks’s role. “Ben Stiller does a great ‘full-retard’,” he remarked. “He would have done well.”
Despite his aversion to Hanks, Sinise found himself working with him twice more. “We were in close proximity during ‘Apollo 13’,” he recounted. “But the zero-gravity environment limited his movement, so I felt relatively safe. However, he had a connection with Michael Clark Duncan in ‘The Green Mile’.”
Our research department encountered difficulty pinpointing the reasons behind the widespread antipathy towards Tom Hanks among those to the right of Lindsay Graham. Eventually, we discovered that he’s been included on a list of alleged pedophiles circulated by a certain cult. Despite the absence of any evidence or credibility to these accusations, among certain misguided individuals, Tom Hanks has become vilified.
That’s the narrative we’re standing by, patriots. God Bless America.