One wrong move, and suddenly nobody is in charge anymore. A husband tries to outsmart a cat, two salesmen face a furious homeowner, and a hospital confession takes a turn no injured man could have anticipated. Then a chilly stranger accepts an offer that sounds deliciously promising, only to discover how quickly a comforting fantasy can so spectacularly unra…
While his wife worked, a man drove her cat away and abandoned it. The animal beat him home. Another attempt failed, so he tried a bewildering route—and got himself hopelessly lost. He called his wife and learned the cat was already back. His desperate request? “Put the cat on the phone.” Elsewhere, a woman kept slamming her door against two persistent salesmen, only for it to bounce open. Finally, one explained: “Ma’am, you need to move your cat.”
Meanwhile, Sam phoned his wife from the hospital after crashing on his way to meet Mary. He described his injuries and how narrowly he had escaped death.
His wife had one question: “Who is Mary?” On a sleeper train, another man asked his female bunkmate for an extra blanket. She proposed pretending they were married for the night. Delighted, he agreed. Then came his introduction to her version of married life: “Get your own darn blanket!”