Star of country music Jason Aldean is stirring up controversy in liberal circles with his latest song, which is about living in a small town. It seems that being a gun owner and a believer in God are barbarous to some on the left.
Alden was singing the anthem of rural America to those who actually live there. They adore their deity, their nation, and yes, their firearms. They are the vast majority of lovers of country music.
The Academy of Country Music has determined that Alden significantly more accurately reflects the fan base than Garth Brooks, who is scheduled to serve as Master of Ceremonies next year. Academy President Joe Barron stated, “He’s in line with country values, and although we value Garth’s contributions, he no longer speaks for us.”
Brooks declined to participate in an interview.
Speaking through his representative Joe Barron (not related), he indicated that Brooks wasn’t really worried about the report, but rather “chalked it up to another one of those ‘Punishing Garth Brooks’ stories on ALLOD.”
Skip Tetheludah, an ALLOD correspondent, would not say if the story was true or false. “Sadly, there’s no way to know for sure,” he continued, “as is the case often with our material.”
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