Garth Brooks effectively “Bud Lighted” his entire career. For those unaware, “Bud Light” has become a verb meaning “to destroy completely,” as exemplified by the phrase “Garth Brooks sure did Bud Light his career.”
At a recent country festival in Mastitoqua, Oklahoma, Brooks received a stark reminder that the country community hasn’t forgiven him for previously insulting them. “I’ll never forget,” recalled former Garth Brooks Fan Club President Joe Barron. “I sacrificed a lot when I stepped down. I was in charge of a Facebook group with over 600,000 members. They trusted Garth. When he did what he did, the group emptied out. Now it’s just leftist trolls and a bunch of poorly made Harry Potter memes.”
The crowd in Mastitaqua echoed this sentiment. Unfortunately for Morgan Wallen, he had the unpleasant task of introducing Brooks, an experience he vowed never to repeat. Can you really blame him?
Following the incident, Brooks left the stage and promptly headed to the nearest Target to grab some Bud Light.
“It’s the only thing that keeps me sane anymore,” he confided to ALLOD Correspondent Tara Newhole, “that and my Nikes. And plain red coffee cups. Gosh dang, I love those things.”
Indeed, some things remain constant. Garth Brooks is one of them. God Bless America.