The venue attempted to align with leftist ideals but quickly discovered the composition of their fan base. “Pride Day” turned out to be another milestone in the decline of the movement. Once considered mainstream, it is now experiencing boycotts and significant setbacks. Even during the month meant to celebrate the movement, “Pride” events are turning into disastrous flops.
The evidence speaks for itself. The NHL has scrapped Pride Nights, while Major League Baseball players are considering boycotting games, potentially disrupting the season. In a striking example of poor marketing, Talladega Speedway just set an all-time record for its lowest attendance on “Pride Day.”
Track supervisor Steve Ashbaucher, who identifies as half-gay, commented, “I think it was still fun, but I don’t think we should do it again. It probably cost the owners half a million or more to run a race with no fans in the stands.”
An official from Talladega Speedway declined to provide further comments, assuring that the event did not harm the track or the sport.
“I’m confident there won’t be any blowback,” remarked Track Owner Joe Barron, “because it didn’t actually happen.” Barron highlighted that stories like these often originate spontaneously within the neural circuitry of individuals like Flaggt.
“Not that there’s anything wrong with that,” Barron added. “Shame on you, Talladega!” As always, patriots, God Bless America.