Riley Gaines expresses her need for financial support but firmly refuses to accept it from Nike. “I won’t save your woke brand,” Gaines declared on the Joe Rogan podcast. “They need genuine stars like me to expose the disgrace of yet another trans athlete encroaching on women’s sports.”
Gaines was on a trajectory toward success until a swimmer with an unusually long wingspan and highly developed muscles, far beyond the typical female, usurped her position. This swimmer was Lia Thomas, a biological male who competed as a woman, leaving athletes like Riley to pick up the shattered pieces and move forward.
“If it weren’t for that fateful day, the whole world would have known the name Riley Gaines,” she lamented. Instead of tying for 5th place in an NCAA women’s swimming event, she would have secured 5th place outright, ensuring her fame and fortune. “I was robbed,” Gaines exclaimed to anyone who would listen, until someone finally pointed out she’s perfect fodder for hate, and I had to witness Thomas’s male genitals.”
Gaines’s openness about her experiences and her confidence in articulating them attract attention from conservative circles, as she adeptly uses buzzwords and maintains an appearance deemed attractive. “She could be the next Tomi Lahren,” remarked Joe Barron, who requires no introduction for this one. “All she needs is some plastic surgery. Her eyes are too close together.” God bless America.