Roseanne Barr’s career has experienced a remarkable resurgence. Following the tremendous success of her stand-up routine and the surge in followers on her podcast, things began to turn around for her. This week, her highly-anticipated new show underwent test audiences, and the ratings surpassed those of ABC’s “The View” on its debut day. Impressively, on the second day, it shattered “The View’s” ratings to pieces.
“What we’re witnessing is a resurgence of interest in honest and truthful television,” remarked Producer Joe Barron. “People are weary of being dictated by ‘facts’ and ‘science’ every day. Roseanne and her guests offer a refreshing departure from that.”
The debut episode, “Are the Frogs Gay or Not,” delved into Alex Jones and his uncanny accuracy in predictions. Regrettably, Tucker Carlson jumped on the idea, narrowly surpassing the records. However, the second day saw unprecedented numbers with “The Joe Rogan Experience Explained.”
“The possibilities are endless,” commented ALLOD Entertainment Correspondent Tara Newhole. “In fictional television, you can push boundaries endlessly. Next week, she plans to feature Obama showcasing his newly-acquired breasts.”
Only Rosie could pull off such a stunt, which is why she commands such high fees for her talents. The show will go live to the public shortly after ceasing to exist solely in this reporter’s imagination. God Bless America.