“The Broncos release their last two perpetual kneelers,” said an unidentified source. “They’re like spoiled children.”

When John Elway assumed control of the Denver Broncos, he laid down some strict rules, one of which was his full authority over football operations. When the kneeling controversy arose, he made his stance clear: no kneeling on his field. Despite this, two players persisted in kneeling during away games.

The first instance led Elway to personally storm the field and terminate their contracts on the spot. However, after a dispute with the Player’s Association, the two players were reinstated. “He can’t dictate our actions in San Francisco or New York,” remarked wide receiver DeJose Barron. “He lacks authority when it’s not his turf.”

This technicality served Barron and his teammate, defensive end Lavart Tubolls, well until Elway recently announced their release, making them unrestricted free agents. “Go ahead and try finding a team that will sign you,” Elway quipped to reporters, alluding to Colin Kaepernick’s situation.

The players’ next move is to pursue legal action against the Broncos for their season salaries, which Elway is prepared to pay to sever ties with them. He means business.

Our sports desk has faced inquiries all day regarding the source of the story, as we seem to have it while Sports Illustrated does not. This is because we adhere to more relaxed standards of journalism, providing unverified information for readers to interpret as they wish. Our insider source admits to having only second or third-hand information and may lack credibility.

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