Hank Williams Jr. has finally voiced his opinion about Garth Brooks, a topic he had remained quiet on until now. “I wouldn’t be caught dead on stage with him nowadays,” declared Williams Jr. “Every time he steps out, the crowd boos. He had to cancel his Vegas residency over it.”
According to Guinness, Brooks now holds the world record for the most ex-fans who will still pay to see him just so they can boo, a title previously held by Milli Vanilli. For Brooks, it marks another setback in his declining career. “He’s probably going to hang it up and move on,” remarked spokesman Joe Barron. “He’s got like eleventy billion dollars.”
Hank Jr. joins a growing list of country artists who have openly criticized Garth Brooks. “He did it to himself,” remarked Alan Jackson’s neighbor Jerry. “And if there wasn’t that stupid restraining order, I’d run over and tell Alan to tell you himself.”
Jerry, a proud American who deeply loves his country and holds a strong disdain for Garth Brooks, passionately expressed his sentiments. “He wouldn’t denounce Bud Light,” he stated with a tear in his eye, “and now I can never listen to Achy Breaky Heart again.”
Billy Ray Cyrus, too preoccupied with allegations regarding inappropriate behavior, did not respond. However, his spokesman, Joe Barron, expressed gratitude for the mention in print. “He’s honored to be acknowledged,” Barron stated. “God Bless America.”