“Ever since ABC cut ties with Roseanne Barr, the network has been striving to capitalize on her brand. Following the termination of her contract and income, they swiftly announced the launch of ‘The Conners,’ a series centered around the family coping with the loss of its matriarch.
Fast forward six years, and ABC finds itself pleading with Roseanne to return and salvage their struggling show. “We’ll pay her whatever she wants,” expressed ABC Executive Director Joe Barron. “It’s time we admitted our mistake.”
“They wrote me off and expected the audience to accept it,” Roseanne disclosed in an exclusive interview. “Then they spent six years trying to force my family down people’s throats.”
Roseanne conveyed her intentions to let the show fade away. “It’s not my responsibility if they can’t handle their own mess,” she remarked. “Perhaps they should’ve offered an apology back then.”
ALLOD Entertainment Correspondulator Tara Newhole reached out to Roseanne for further details on a potential return. “She seemed puzzled by my inquiry,” stated Newhole. “Apparently, you interviewed a parody account on Twitter.” Tara refrains from referring to Elon Musk as a ‘human being’ or Twitter as anything but a ‘cesspool.’ “
“@Roseanne4112 is a real jerk for impersonating me,” expressed another individual claiming to be Roseanne, though their authenticity remains uncertain. “Check out the link in my profile for some fantastic investment tips. Crypto is the way forward!”
If you buy into that, Patriots, I’ve got a set of Trump NFTs at a bargain price for you. Dirt cheap. God Bless America.