Taylor Swift faced more setbacks today. Following the Academy of Country Music’s decision to sever ties with her, the Country Music Hall of Fame declared it would no longer consider any of her “bubble gum music” for induction.
“She occasionally adds a twangy tune to her repertoire to maintain her standing in the Academy and keep the awards rolling in,” remarked Academy Sergeant at Arms Joe Barron. “It doesn’t matter whether she merits it or not. If Taylor Swift is nominated, she wins. Not anymore. Without membership in the Academy, there are no awards. Without its approval, there are no inductions. Swift loses a part of her legacy she can’t reclaim.”
“She brought this upon herself,” commented Vince, a visitor to the museum. “If she hadn’t publicly used her influence to encourage voting, Trump would’ve won. It’s that simple. There should be consequences for such behavior.”
The term Vince is seeking, fellow patriots, is “endorsement.” Now, if Swift endorses Joe Biden but he refuses to acknowledge the crisis at our southern border, that endorsement violates the insurrection clause. The very clause they’re attempting to use against the 45th President.
Beware, patriots. When they claim Taylor Swift’s influence crashed the voter registration site, what they’re really saying is, “Taylor Swift persuaded a bunch of youngsters to click a button, and they complied.”
All this focus on voter registration spells trouble for democracy, fellow patriots. Just inquire with Kari Lake. God Bless America.