“DeNiro Skips Presenting Major Awards After 28 Years: ‘He’s Become Unbearable'”

“According to reports, Robert De Niro has been removed as a presenter from every major awards show this season:

Hollywood’s elite awards ceremonies involve meticulous planning, with various committees handling different aspects. Among the more challenging tasks is the Presenter’s Committee, responsible for selecting and vetting presenters. Each member gets to disqualify one presenter by secret ballot before proceedings begin. This year, every member of the Oscar Committee voted against Robert De Niro.

“Nobody wants to endure his angry speeches anymore. He appears absurd behind the podium, like a diminutive white Papa Smurf,” remarked James Woods. “He’s completely lost credibility.”

This year’s Oscar Chairman, Joe Barron, expressed doubts about De Niro’s future invitations to awards shows. “He’s a toxic little troublemaker,” Barron remarked. “He should consider himself lucky if he’s never been within arm’s reach of Will Smith, like Chris Rock.”

Similar reports have surfaced regarding the Golden Globes, and it’s anticipated that the Emmys will follow suit, likely with a piece concerning Garth Brooks and the Grammys for some inexplicable reason.

One thing is certain, patriots: it’s refreshing to have a new narrative in the mix. God Bless America.”

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