Jimmy Kimmel found himself at odds with NBC after his response to Aaron Rodgers’ truth bombs, leading to his suspension and a hefty fine.

“Kimmel’s two-week suspension without pay and $500K fine were enacted due to his contract stipulations, particularly concerning the potential backlash from the Maga crowd,” stated NBC Executive Spokesperson Joe Barron. “This clause was added early last year, following Bud Light’s contentious encounter with conservative sentiments. We were determined not to repeat similar controversies,” Barron added.

Reports suggest that many prominent figures in Hollywood, professional sports, and the music industry have been compelled to agree to similar clauses, or risk facing backlash from influential conservative figures such as Kid Rock, Charlie Kirk, and other vocal critics.

ALLOD Correspondent Tara Newhole confirmed the prevalence of “anti-woke” clauses in various professional contracts, noting that dissenting from conservative viewpoints has become increasingly fraught with consequences in many sectors.

She’s not joking, folks. Even this journalist is bound by a non-woke agreement. It appears management had concerns about a certain “Flagg” not being patriotic enough. Ridiculous, right?

In any case, Kimmel learned his lesson the hard way. God bless America.

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