Anheuser-Busch is reportedly scrambling to salvage its socially conscious image with its Bud Light brand. Insider sources reveal that the company’s latest scheme involves leveraging famous personalities to be seen publicly endorsing the controversial product.
However, their strategy hit a roadblock when singer-songwriter Oliver Anthony declined a staggering $100 million offer to be spotted with a Bud Light at the Super Bowl. “They wanted me to hold it for just ten minutes. I told them my integrity isn’t up for sale,” Anthony allegedly stated to advertising executives.
Reflecting on past attempts, Bud Light Spokesperson Joe Barron referenced the infamous incident involving Kid Rock. “He wasn’t just seen with Bud Light; he was handsomely compensated. His staged reconciliation with Dana White cost us dearly. Oliver wasn’t interested. We acknowledge it and are moving forward.”
With dwindling consumer interest, Anheuser-Busch might consider phasing out the Budweiser brand and exploring new avenues.
ALLOD Entertainment Correspondent Tara Newhole interviewed Chris Lunsford, the individual behind Oliver Anthony Music, who confirmed he had never been offered such a lucrative deal for a brief appearance. Lunsford expressed that he would have eagerly seized such an opportunity, emphasizing his willingness to go to great lengths for such a chance.
“Flagg, you bumbling fool, it appears you’ve once again fallen for a phony account and printed their nonsense,” Newhole asserted. “You’re a complete imbecile.”
Despite Newhole’s contentious remarks, she was directed to Human Resources, but adamantly declined to comply. Surprisingly, we’re choosing not to terminate her. After all, she does provide Taco Bell. God Bless America.