You might recall the Sylvester Stallone commercial endorsing Planet Fitness, where he strolled through, emphasizing it as a “judgment-free zone,” welcoming everyone to join, regardless of their fitness level.
But those days seem to be behind us now. Stallone has withdrawn from his contract with PF, asserting that he and the company hold “different values.”
In an interview (though its authenticity remains uncertain), Sly expressed his decision, saying, “The time to disengage is now. I couldn’t care less about who uses the bathroom. I’ve never even stepped foot in a Planet Fitness. I just don’t want to face backlash.”
However, an investigation by ALLOD reveals a potential hoax. Tara Newhole, from the Investigative Reportalator, suggests that Russian trolls impersonating celebrities for fictional interviews may be at play. She warns against spreading information, as authorities suspect involvement with Joe Biden’s DEA.
Amidst this confusion, one thing remains clear: Sylvester Stallone would certainly not be seen working out at Planet Fitness. And in the grand scheme of things, is there anything else that truly matters? We doubt it, patriots. God Bless America.