Taylor Swift faced another setback today. Following the Academy of Country Music’s decision to sever ties with her, the Country Music Hall of Fame declared that all of her “bubble gum music” would be excluded from consideration.

Joe Barron, the Academy’s Sergeant at Arms, remarked, “She throws in a twangy song here and there just to maintain her standing in the Academy and keep winning awards. Whether she deserves it or not, if Taylor Swift gets nominated, she wins.”

This turn of events means no more awards without Academy membership and no more inductions without its approval. Swift suffers a loss to her legacy that cannot be regained.

According to Vince, a museum visitor, “She brought this upon herself. If she hadn’t used her influence to encourage voting, Trump would have won. It’s that simple. There should be consequences for that kind of behavior.”

The term Vince is alluding to, patriots, is “endorsement.” Now, if Swift endorses Joe Biden, but he fails to address the southern border issue, that endorsement becomes illegal under the insurrection clause, the same clause they’re attempting to use against the 45th president.

Don’t be deceived, patriots. When they claim Taylor Swift’s influence caused the voter registration website to crash, what they’re really saying is, “Taylor Swift persuaded a bunch of youngsters to click something, so they did.”

All this voter registration talk poses a threat to democracy, patriots. Just ask Kari Lake. God Bless America.

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